THE POOPIE LIST
Potty Humor at its Finest
- Ghost Poopie
- The kind where you feel the poopie come out, but there is
no poopie in
the toilet.
- Clean Poopie
- The kind where you poopie it out, see it in the toilet, but
there is nothing
on the toilet paper.
- Wet Poopie
- The kind where you wipe your butt 50 times and it still
feels unwiped,
so you have to put some toilet paper between your butt and underwear so
you won't ruin them with stains.
- Second Wave Poopie
- This happens when you're done poopie-ing and you've pulled
up your pants
to your knees, and you realize that you have to poopie some more.
- Pop-A-Vein-In-Your-Forehead-Poopie
- The kind where you strain so much to get it out, you
practically have a
stroke.
- Gassy Poopie (The Sonic Dump)
- It's so noisy that everyone within earshot starts giggling.
- Drinker Poopie
- Occurs after a long night of drinking. Its most noticeable
trait is the
skid marks in the toilet bowl.
- Lincoln Log Poopie
- The kind of poopie that is so big, you're afraid to flush
without first
breaking it into little pieces with the toilet brush.
- Liquid Plumber Poopie
- This kind is so huge it plugs up the toilet and overflows
all over the
floor. You should have followed the advice from Lincoln Log
Poopie.
- Corn Poopie
- Self-explanatory.
- Gee-I-Wish-I-Could-Poopie Poopie
- The kind where you want to poopie but all you do is sit on
the toilet,
cramped, and fart a few times.
- Spinal Tap Poopie
- That's where it hurts so bad coming out, you'd swear it was
leaving you
sideways.
- I-Think-I'm-Giving-Birth-Through-My-Asshole Poopie
- Combination of Lincoln Log Poopie and Spinal Tap Poopie.
The shape and
size resembles a tall boy beer can. Vacuous air space remains in the
rectum
for some time afterwards.
- Wet Cheeks Poopie (The Power Dump)
- The kind that comes out so fast, your butt gets splashed
with water.
- Liquid Poopie
- The kind where yellowish-brown liquid shoots out your butt
and splashes
all over the toilet bowl.
- Fire in the Bowl Poopie
- The kind of poopie that singes the hair around your butt on
its way out.
- Rosy Cheeks Poopie
- The kind where you have to wipe so many times
it feels like you've sanded off most of the skin on your butt.
- Porridge Poopie
- The kind that comes out like toothpaste, and just keeps
coming. You can
either flush and continue, or risk it piling up to your butt while you
sit there helpless.
- Bunny Poopie
- When you drop lots of little round turds that look like
marbles and make
tiny splashing sounds when they hit the water.
- Mexican Food Poopie (The Toxic Dump)
- It smells so bad your nose burns and everyone else in the
restroom rushes
out gasping for air.
- Upper Class Poopie
- Like Clean Poopie, but also leaves no odor.
- Surprise Poopie
- You're not even at the toilet because you are sure you're
about to fart,
but oops...a poopie!!!
- Dangling Poopie
- This kind refuses to drop into the toilet even though you
are done poopie-ing
it. You just pray that a shake or two will cut it loose, because if you
wipe now it'll smear all over the place.
- Fisherman's Bobber Poopie
- You are in a public restroom with two people waiting on
your stall, you
poopie and flush two times, but several golfball pieces are still
floating
above the water line.
F1 Poopie
The poopie that
leaves skid marks all over the track!